1 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:05,637 KEEP OR TOSS? TOSS. 2 00:00:05,705 --> 00:00:07,639 I AIN'T LISTENING TO YOU. 3 00:00:07,707 --> 00:00:07,840 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT. 4 00:00:07,907 --> 00:00:09,508 OUT. 5 00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:12,177 KEEP OR TOSS? TOSS AND BURN. 6 00:00:12,245 --> 00:00:14,680 YOU TRIPPIN'. I AIN'T LISTENING TO YOU. 7 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:17,816 WHY ASK MY OPINION IF YOU'RE GONNA KEEP EVERYTHING ANYWAY? 8 00:00:17,884 --> 00:00:21,153 I'M NOT KEEPING EVERYTHING. THERE'S STUFF IN THIS TOSS BOX. 9 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:23,065 TWO PAIR OF 20-YEAR-OLD PANTIE DRAWERS 10 00:00:23,089 --> 00:00:25,190 THAT ARE THIS BIG. 11 00:00:25,258 --> 00:00:29,561 BABY, YOU'RE THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD FOR THIS JOB. 12 00:00:29,629 --> 00:00:31,563 YOU'RE ATTACHED TO ALL YOUR OLD CLOTHES. 13 00:00:31,631 --> 00:00:33,175 YOU NEED TO STOP CLINGING TO THE PAST. 14 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:35,000 JUST LET GO. 15 00:00:35,068 --> 00:00:36,769 OKAY. WAIT! 16 00:00:36,836 --> 00:00:39,371 NOT MY JEANS. 17 00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:41,340 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO ALL THE STUFF 18 00:00:41,408 --> 00:00:42,975 ABOUT CLINGING TO THE PAST? 19 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,163 I KNOW, BUT THESE ARE MY OOH WOW WOW JEANS. 20 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:46,845 ♪ OOH, WOW, WOW ♪ 21 00:00:46,913 --> 00:00:49,148 ♪ OOH, WOW, WOW, WOW ♪ JEANS! 22 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:50,816 ♪ OOH, WOW, WOW ♪ 23 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,418 ♪ HE'S GOT SOME STYLE ♪ 24 00:00:52,485 --> 00:00:55,187 JEANS! 25 00:00:55,255 --> 00:00:58,157 REMEMBER THAT? I DON'T REMEMBER THAT, I'M SORRY. 26 00:00:58,224 --> 00:00:59,802 YOU REMEMBER HOW ALL YOUR FRIENDS... 27 00:00:59,826 --> 00:01:01,637 ALL THEM GIRLS USED TO CALL ME "PEACHES." 28 00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:03,529 I DON'T REMEMBER THAT. 29 00:01:03,596 --> 00:01:05,508 THAT'S BECAUSE MY BUTT USED TO LOOK LIKE A PEACH IN THIS. 30 00:01:05,532 --> 00:01:06,899 REMEMBER? LOOK. 31 00:01:06,966 --> 00:01:08,233 THAT WAS ME. LOOK. 32 00:01:08,301 --> 00:01:10,702 THAT WAS YOU? MM-HMM. 33 00:01:10,770 --> 00:01:12,838 I'M-A SHOW YOU. I'M-A TRY 'EM ON. 34 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,373 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 35 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:16,385 I GOTTA GO IN THE BATHROOM AND PUT 'EM ON. 36 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:18,143 WHY YOU GOTTA GO IN THE BATHROOM? 37 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:20,211 BECAUSE IT'S THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE. 38 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:22,714 WHEN YOU SEE IT, YOU GO... ♪ OOH, WOW, WOW ♪ 39 00:01:22,782 --> 00:01:24,516 [ THUDS ] 40 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,051 [ MICHAEL GRUNTING ] 41 00:01:26,119 --> 00:01:29,788 MICHAEL, YOU HAVING TROUBLE IN THERE? 42 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:33,559 NO, I-I GOT IT. I GOT ONE LEG IN ALREADY. 43 00:01:33,626 --> 00:01:35,227 [ THUDS CONTINUING ] 44 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:38,764 MICHAEL! IT'S BEEN 20 MINUTES. 45 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:41,400 HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO PUT ON ONE PAIR OF JEANS? 46 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:43,079 LOOK, DID YOU GET THE BUTTER OR WHAT? 47 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,870 HAND ME THE BUTTER. I GOT THE BUTTER. 48 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,672 GIVE ME THE BUTTER. WHAT YOU NEED IT FOR? 49 00:01:46,739 --> 00:01:48,407 STOP PLAYIN'. GIMME THE BUTTER 50 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:50,442 OR THE TALCUM POWDER GON' DRY UP. 51 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:52,111 OH, MY GOSH. 52 00:01:52,178 --> 00:01:53,645 WILL YOU JUST HURRY UP? 53 00:01:53,713 --> 00:01:56,181 OKAY, HERE I COME. 54 00:02:09,095 --> 00:02:10,996 COURSE THEY FIT. 55 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:12,898 THIS HOW THE KIDS... 56 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,267 THE KIDS ARE WEARING 'EM LIKE THIS NOWADAYS. 57 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:17,336 YOU AIN'T BEEN WATCHING YOUR VIDEO CHANNEL. 58 00:02:17,403 --> 00:02:19,438 SEE, THIS IS CALLED "SAGGIN'." 59 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:24,309 I CAN GET IN MY POCKET LIKE THAT. 60 00:02:24,377 --> 00:02:28,347 GET MY KEYS, MY WALLET BACK THERE LIKE THAT. 61 00:02:28,414 --> 00:02:30,315 ALL I NEED IS A SHIRT 62 00:02:30,383 --> 00:02:32,351 THAT COMES DOWN TO HERE, 63 00:02:32,418 --> 00:02:34,686 AND PEACHES IS BACK IN SEASON. 64 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:46,098 YEAH, PEACHES IS BACK IN SEASON, 65 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,966 BUT I SEE YOUR PLUMS. 66 00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:50,602 BABE, YOU GAINED A LITTLE WEIGHT OVER THE YEARS, 67 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:52,404 IT'S OKAY. 68 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:55,140 YOUR PEACHES HAVE TURNED INTO PUMPKINS. 69 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,047 WOW, THIS SELECTION IS HUGE. 70 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:04,016 IT SURE IS. 71 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:06,518 NOW, LOOK, THERE'S THE SALESMAN. 72 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:08,264 THIS IS ALL ABOUT NEGOTIATIONS, JAY, 73 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:10,232 SO I NEED YOU TO BE QUIET, LET ME HANDLE IT 74 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:12,301 BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS LOOK AT WOMEN AS THE WEAK LINK, 75 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:14,236 THEN THEY TRY TO SELL EVERYTHING TO YOU. ALL RIGHT? 76 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:16,238 JUST LET ME DO THIS. WE STICK TO THE PLAN. 77 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:17,907 WATCH THE PROFESSIONAL. AHEM. 78 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:19,932 HEY, HOW YOU DOING? YOU NEED SOME HELP? 79 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:22,801 YES, SIR. HA HA HA. 80 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:26,171 I'D LIKE TO BUY THIS DVD PLAYER 81 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:29,908 FOR $100, AND $100 ONLY. 82 00:03:29,976 --> 00:03:32,154 FOR $350, YOU CAN GET THIS ONE WITH ALL THE FUNCTIONS. 83 00:03:32,178 --> 00:03:34,146 I'LL TAKE IT. 84 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,582 HERE, JUST PUT IT ON MY CREDIT CARD. 85 00:03:36,649 --> 00:03:39,651 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. HEY, NO TAX ON THAT. 86 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:42,020 WE DON'T DO THAT. 87 00:03:42,088 --> 00:03:44,256 YOU SEE, IT'S ALL IN THE GAME, JAY. 88 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:45,757 WOW, YOU'RE GOOD. 89 00:03:45,825 --> 00:03:47,726 YEAH, YOU SEE, I ALMOST GOT NO TAX... 90 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:50,028 BABY, IS THAT DARYL SCOTT? 91 00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:51,897 NAH. 92 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,742 NO, THAT'S DARYL SCOTT FROM HIGH SCHOOL. 93 00:03:53,766 --> 00:03:55,334 HE'S TOO BUFF TO BE DARYL. 94 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:57,636 NO, BABY, I THINK THAT'S DARYL SCOTT. 95 00:03:57,704 --> 00:03:59,171 DARYL? JAY? 96 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,872 HEY! OH, MY GOD! 97 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:02,708 WHEE! HA HA HA! 98 00:04:02,775 --> 00:04:04,343 ONE, TWO, 99 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:06,311 THREE. 100 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:10,182 OH, MY GOSH, YOU'RE SO STRONG. 101 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,452 DARYL, YOU KNOW, YOU ARE LOOKING SO GOOD. 102 00:04:13,519 --> 00:04:15,097 YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED SINCE HIGH SCHOOL. 103 00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:18,624 WELL, THANK YOU, AND YOU ARE LOOKING PRETTY GOOD YOURSELF. 104 00:04:18,691 --> 00:04:20,559 WHOO! 105 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:25,330 [ COUGHING ] 106 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:26,965 I'M SORRY. 107 00:04:27,033 --> 00:04:28,600 I'M DARYL SCOTT. 108 00:04:28,668 --> 00:04:30,235 HOW YOU DOING? NICE TO MEET YOU. 109 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:32,204 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MEET ME? 110 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,072 IT'S ME... MICHAEL KYLE. EXCUSE ME? 111 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:36,775 WE WERE ON THE SAME BASKETBALL TEAM TOGETHER, REMEMBER? 112 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:38,520 I WAS THE GUY THAT SET ALL THE PICKS. 113 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:39,922 YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE ME 'CAUSE I'M STANDING UP. 114 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,648 LOOK. SEE? 115 00:04:42,715 --> 00:04:44,683 MICHAEL KYLE! 116 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:46,652 YEAH, MAN. OH, MAN, NO WAY. 117 00:04:46,719 --> 00:04:48,654 YOU LOOK SO DIFFERENT. 118 00:04:48,721 --> 00:04:50,266 WELL, YOU KNOW, I LOST MY HAIR. 119 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,691 NO, YOU THICKENED UP, MAN. THICKENED? 120 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:54,559 YOU TURNED INTO A FAT, FAT FATTY. 121 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:56,261 HA HA HA HA HA! 122 00:04:56,329 --> 00:04:59,164 WELL, MAYBE I PUT ON A POUND OR TWO, 123 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:00,876 BUT YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN 124 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:02,645 SPENDING ALL YOUR TIME IN THE GYM. 125 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:05,404 OH, MAN, I AIN'T WORKED OUT IN AN HOUR OR SO. 126 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:07,139 HEY, UM, 127 00:05:07,206 --> 00:05:08,874 YOU KNOW, I OWN A GYM, THOUGH. 128 00:05:08,941 --> 00:05:10,342 REALLY? 129 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:14,012 YEAH, YEAH, WE SPECIALIZE IN EURO TRAINING. 130 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,714 I'M HERE GETTING SOME NEW PLASMA TVs 131 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:17,683 FOR THE EUROBICS ROOM, YOU KNOW. 132 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:20,452 WELL, YOU CERTAINLY LOOK LIKE YOU ARE IN SHAPE. 133 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,754 EUROBICS IS WORKING. 134 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:26,158 MICHAEL, DOESN'T HE LOOK LIKE HE'S IN SHAPE? 135 00:05:26,225 --> 00:05:28,260 HE LOOKS... YEAH, HE'S ALL RIGHT. 136 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,972 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? LOOK AT HIS CHEST. 137 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,463 LOOK AT HIS CHEST. 138 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:33,065 OOH, HA HA! 139 00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:35,067 ALMOST POKED MY EYE OUT. 140 00:05:35,134 --> 00:05:36,668 UH, UH, UH, UH, UH. 141 00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:38,280 LOOK, LOOK. UH, UH, UH, UH. 142 00:05:38,304 --> 00:05:40,906 THAT AIN'T NOTHING BUT THE "THRILLER" VIDEO. 143 00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:42,874 YEAH, IT'S A THRILLER, ALL RIGHT. 144 00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:45,510 IT'S A THRILLER. 145 00:05:45,578 --> 00:05:48,413 ARE THOSE GUNS FULLY LOADED? 146 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:51,283 BAM! 147 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,452 MICHAEL, FEEL HIS GUNS. 148 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:55,687 LOOK AT IT, IT'S LIKE, OH, MY GOSH. 149 00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:57,589 YOU NEED TWO HANDS 150 00:05:57,657 --> 00:05:59,991 WITH THOSE LITTLE PUNY FINGERS. 151 00:06:00,059 --> 00:06:01,526 OW, THE GRIP. THE GRIP. 152 00:06:01,594 --> 00:06:04,596 I'M KIDDING. THERE'S NO GRIP, REALLY. 153 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:06,565 HEY, LOOK, LOOK, 154 00:06:06,632 --> 00:06:08,477 IT WAS SO GOOD TO... I GOTTA BE GETTING OUT OF HERE, 155 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:10,168 BUT IT WAS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS. 156 00:06:10,236 --> 00:06:11,737 WAIT, ONE MORE SECOND. 157 00:06:11,804 --> 00:06:13,338 MICHAEL, TOUCH HIS CHEST. 158 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:14,817 I DON'T WANNA TOUCH HIS CHEST. 159 00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:17,409 I MEAN, THIS IS A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME CHANCE. 160 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:20,445 YEAH, YOU KNOW YOU LIKE THAT. 161 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:22,547 LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, 162 00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:24,383 HEY, UM, NOW, 163 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:26,051 YOU KNOW, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 164 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:28,553 BUT, UM, HERE'S MY CARD. GIVE ME A CALL SOMETIME. 165 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:30,956 I'LL HELP YOU GET RID OF YOUR FRIEND HERE. 166 00:06:31,023 --> 00:06:33,525 I WASN'T FLEXING. NOW DO IT. 167 00:06:33,593 --> 00:06:35,560 OH, THAT'S LIKE "ALIEN" OR SOMETHING. 168 00:06:35,628 --> 00:06:37,329 HEY, 169 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,264 BYE-BYE. TAKE IT EASY. 170 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:41,500 ALL RIGHT. 171 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:44,336 HE IS CRAZY, BOY. THAT DARYL IS SOMETHING ELSE. 172 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,638 WHOO. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 173 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:50,008 WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? WHAT WAS WHAT? 174 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:52,154 YOU WERE FLIRTING WITH HIM. FLIRTING, MICHAEL? 175 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:53,845 [ IMITATES HER LAUGH ] 176 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,314 I DON'T LAUGH LIKE THAT. YES, YOU DO. 177 00:06:56,382 --> 00:06:58,450 WHEN YOU'RE FLIRTING, AND NOT ONLY 178 00:06:58,518 --> 00:06:59,951 DID YOU FLIRT WITH HIM, 179 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:02,087 BUT YOU MADE ME FLIRT WITH HIM. 180 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:03,789 WHAT? DON'T EVER PUT MY HAND 181 00:07:03,856 --> 00:07:07,125 ON ANOTHER MAN'S MUSCLE. 182 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:09,694 YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN LOOK JUST LIKE THAT, 183 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:12,164 BUT I GOT A FAMILY I TAKE CARE OF. 184 00:07:12,231 --> 00:07:14,166 AND A BABY ON THE WAY. 185 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:18,937 PSYCH. 186 00:07:19,005 --> 00:07:20,516 WHAT SMELLS SO GOOD IN HERE? 187 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:22,785 DAD, YOU'RE GOING TO BE REALLY HAPPY. HERE YOU GO, SWEETIE. 188 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:24,976 OH, NO, NO, NO. NO, THANK YOU. 189 00:07:25,044 --> 00:07:27,078 I'M EATING OUT TONIGHT. OUT? 190 00:07:27,146 --> 00:07:29,047 THAT'S RIGHT. OUTTA THIS BAG RIGHT HERE. 191 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:31,016 WHAT IS THAT? 192 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:33,485 I'M ON AN 800-CALORIE-A-DAY DIET, JAY... 193 00:07:33,553 --> 00:07:35,454 NO FAT, NO CARBS, NO SUGAR. 194 00:07:35,521 --> 00:07:37,756 MICHAEL, IS THIS ABOUT THE TIGHT JEANS SITUATION 195 00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:39,958 OR THE DARYL SCOTT SITUATION? 196 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:41,660 IT'S ABOUT BOTH. 197 00:07:41,727 --> 00:07:43,595 I AM DETERMINED TO LOSE 15 POUNDS 198 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:45,630 BY THE END OF THE MONTH. 199 00:07:45,698 --> 00:07:48,700 SO YOU GUYS SIT HERE AND EAT THIS DEAD ANIMAL CARCASS. 200 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:50,202 YEP, RIGHT THERE... 201 00:07:50,269 --> 00:07:52,671 THAT'S THE STUFF THAT CLOGS UP YOUR ARTERIES. 202 00:07:52,738 --> 00:07:55,073 ALL THESE SODIUM-BASED GRAVIES 203 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:58,810 THAT RAISE YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE UP. 204 00:07:58,878 --> 00:08:00,545 YEP, RIGHT THERE. 205 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:02,481 I JUST FELT IT ELEVATE RIGHT THERE. 206 00:08:02,548 --> 00:08:05,817 AND ALL THEM SWEET SAUCES 207 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:07,819 THAT YOU PUT IN THESE TATERS... 208 00:08:07,887 --> 00:08:10,255 THESE SUGARY SAUCES... THEY GET YOUR BLOOD SUGAR LEVEL 209 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,624 OVER 600. 210 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:15,794 NOT ME, I'M NOT GONNA EAT THAT. 211 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:17,996 I'LL BE SITTING HERE EATING MY CELERY STICKS, 212 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:21,700 FOLLOWED BY SOME SEAWEED TOFU CROQUETTES. 213 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:24,202 EW. IT'S ACTUALLY VERY GOOD. 214 00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:27,973 JUST LIKE THAT, I JUST USE THIS FOR SOME FLAVOR. 215 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,642 MICHAEL, YOU LOOK GREAT FOR A MAN YOUR AGE. 216 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:32,644 MY AGE? YEAH. 217 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:34,579 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 218 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:36,581 YOU LOOK GREAT FOR A MAN YOUR AGE, MICHAEL. 219 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:38,350 YOU'RE JUST ACTING SILLY RIGHT NOW. 220 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:40,095 YOU'RE JUST ACTING PLAIN OLD SILLY. 221 00:08:40,119 --> 00:08:41,887 THAT'S ME... 222 00:08:41,954 --> 00:08:44,823 THE SILLY, SILLY, FAT, FAT FATTY. 223 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:47,726 AND THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WANNA KEEP ME THAT WAY, JAY. 224 00:08:47,793 --> 00:08:49,694 BECAUSE OF THIS STUFF HERE 225 00:08:49,762 --> 00:08:51,863 THAT YOU BE MAKING. 226 00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:54,900 THIS HERE GOT ME OVERWEIGHT 227 00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:57,269 AND UNATTRACTIVE TO OTHER WOMEN. 228 00:08:57,336 --> 00:08:59,204 'CAUSE THAT'S THE PLOT. OH, COME ON. 229 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:02,374 YOU KNOW WHAT? AS LONG AS I GOT THESE CELERY STICKS... 230 00:09:02,441 --> 00:09:04,943 PUT THAT RIGHT THERE, 231 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:07,078 GIVE IT SOME FLAVOR. 232 00:09:07,146 --> 00:09:09,180 I JOINED DARYL'S GYM, 233 00:09:09,248 --> 00:09:11,082 AND HE TOLD ME IN THREE WEEKS' TIME, 234 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:12,817 I'M GONNA HAVE A CHEST JUST LIKE HIS. 235 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,819 HERE WE GO. 236 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:17,455 ANOTHER MANIC-COMPULSIVE QUEST BY MICHAEL RICHARD KYLE. 237 00:09:17,523 --> 00:09:20,225 YEAH, YOU WON'T BE SAYING THAT WHEN I GOT THE PERCOLATING PECS. 238 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:22,260 WATCH THIS. WATCH WHAT? 239 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:24,029 THE PECS. WATCH THE PECS PERCOLATE. 240 00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:26,131 YOU SEE THAT? IT MOVED. 241 00:09:26,198 --> 00:09:28,533 TOUCH IT. TOUCH IT. 242 00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:31,202 THAT'S ASTHMA. 243 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:33,605 YOU KNOW YOU GOT ASTHMA. 244 00:09:33,673 --> 00:09:35,607 I'M NOT EATING WITH YOU GUYS. 245 00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:37,742 OH, MICHAEL, COME ON. 246 00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:40,178 I'M NOT TRYING TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS, BABE. 247 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,113 A LITTLE BUTTER FOR MY, UH, CELERY... 248 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:44,082 FOR YOUR JEANS? 249 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:47,319 I DIDN'T MEAN IT. 250 00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:53,558 THAT'S IT! HERE WE GO! 251 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:55,170 ONE MORE, ONE MORE. LAST ONE. 252 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:56,962 YEAH, THERE WE GO. 253 00:09:57,029 --> 00:09:58,530 YEAH, GET UP HERE. 254 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,532 OH, MAN. 255 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,233 THANKS FOR THE WORKOUT. 256 00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:03,902 HEY, YO, YO, YO, YO. 257 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:06,538 THAT WASN'T THE WORKOUT. 258 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,607 THAT WAS THE PRE-WARM-UP TO GET YOU READY 259 00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:10,609 FOR THE WARM-UP TO GET YOU READY 260 00:10:10,676 --> 00:10:13,144 FOR THE PRE-WORKOUT FOLLOWED BY THE WORKOUT 261 00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:15,113 WHICH PRECEDES THE POST-WORKOUT. 262 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:18,249 THEN WE'RE GOING INTO A LITTLE 60-MINUTE WARM-DOWN. 263 00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:20,418 60-MINUTE WARM-DOWN? WHAT DOES THAT CONSIST OF? 264 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:22,821 MOSTLY RUNNING UPHILL, BUT YOU GET TO WALK BACK DOWN... 265 00:10:22,888 --> 00:10:25,090 OH, GOOD. BACKWARDS... 266 00:10:25,157 --> 00:10:27,859 ON YOUR HANDS WITH ANKLE WEIGHTS. 267 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:30,328 WE'RE DOING ALL THAT TODAY? 268 00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:32,030 DO YOU WANT THESE... 269 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:34,766 THE PERCOLATING PECTORALS, HUH? 270 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:37,102 DON'T YOU WANT 'EM? YES, THAT'S WHAT I WANT. 271 00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:39,070 IF YOU WANT 'EM, TOUCH 'EM. 272 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:40,772 I DON'T WANNA. TOUCH 'EM. 273 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,807 THERE'RE PEOPLE AROUND. TOUCH 'EM! 274 00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:46,455 I WAS CHECKING HIS HEART RATE 275 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,613 'CAUSE WE JUST DID THE, UM... 276 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:50,649 OKAY, LET'S GET TO WORK. 277 00:10:50,716 --> 00:10:52,517 COME ON OVER HERE. 278 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,529 WE'RE GONNA KICK THINGS OFF WITH SOME BICEP CURLS. 279 00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:56,254 BICEP CURLS. GOT 'EM. 280 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,623 NOW, I USUALLY DO MY PRE-WARM-UP WITH 50s, 281 00:10:58,691 --> 00:11:00,558 BUT WE GON' START YOU OFF WITH SOME 10s 282 00:11:00,626 --> 00:11:02,327 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T ME. 283 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,763 HEY, HEY, HOLD UP. DON'T PATRONIZE ME. 284 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:07,632 IF YOU DO 50, I'M DOING 50. 285 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,401 YOU KNOW WHAT? MAKE IT 60. 286 00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:11,268 YOU WANT 60s? THAT'S RIGHT. 287 00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:12,937 OKAY, YOU GOT IT. 288 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,449 I DON'T WANT 60s, I NEED 60s. 289 00:11:14,473 --> 00:11:16,307 ALL RIGHT. 290 00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:17,876 WELL, UH, 291 00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:19,644 WE GON' GET 15 REPS OF THESE, ALL RIGHT? 292 00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:21,680 MY CHEST GON' LOOK LIKE YOURS? 293 00:11:21,747 --> 00:11:23,548 IN-DEED. 294 00:11:25,384 --> 00:11:27,218 LET ME DEMONSTRATE. 295 00:11:27,286 --> 00:11:29,554 NOW, YOU MIGHT WANNA STEP BACK. 296 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:31,423 FURTHER. 297 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:33,058 YEAH? YEAH. 298 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:34,726 NO, NO, A LITTLE FURTHER. 299 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,728 THERE YOU GO. ALL RIGHT. 300 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:38,730 [ GRUNTING LOUDLY ] 301 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,616 EURO! TRAINING! 302 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:01,019 EURO! TRAINING! 303 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:06,124 THAT'S ONE. 304 00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:07,792 THAT'S ONE? 305 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,761 OKAY, IT'S HEAVY. 306 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:11,763 IT'S HEAVY, NOW. HOLD ON. 307 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:15,567 HEY, I'M LETTIN' THESE BABIES GO. 308 00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:17,769 HELP ME UP. HELP ME UP. 309 00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,738 THERE YOU GO. 310 00:12:19,805 --> 00:12:22,540 ALL RIGHT, LET ME GET THIS. THAT WAS A HALF. 311 00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:25,143 YEAH, NOW YOU GOT 14 1/2 LEFT TO GO. 312 00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:27,879 YOU AIN'T SAID NOTHING. 1, 2, 3. 313 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:29,614 THRUST! COME ON, GIVE IT UP NOW. 314 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,249 1, 2, 3! 315 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:33,118 WE NEED SOME EFFORT, COME ON. 316 00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:34,586 OKAY, 317 00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:36,187 HERE IT GOES. 318 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,288 COME ON. 319 00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:38,996 COME ON, JUST LIKE I DID IT, MAN. 320 00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:40,792 SHAKE IT. GET LOOSE WITH IT. 321 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:42,193 COME ON. 322 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,828 MAKING LOVE TO THE WEIGHT NOW. 323 00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:46,164 COME ON. 324 00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:49,634 YEAH, ALL DAY LONG, THERE WE GO. 325 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:52,337 [ GRUNTING ] 326 00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:54,372 LET ME DO SOME EURO TRAINING. 327 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,474 Both: EURO! 328 00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:00,612 WE'RE MOVING ON. 329 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:02,680 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA START THIS OFF 330 00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:03,982 NICE AND EASY. ONE. 331 00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:06,518 THERE WE GO. TWO. 332 00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:08,453 OH, YEAH, FEEL THE BURN. THREE. 333 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,054 NOW, EURO TRAINING. 334 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,523 [ GRUNTING ] 335 00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:12,924 EURO! TRAINING! 336 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,292 EURO! TRAINING! 337 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:17,629 [ GRUNTING ] 338 00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:21,266 YOUR TURN. 339 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,735 OKAY, THIS IS A PRETTY GOOD PACE, 340 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,805 BUT WE'RE GONNA KICK THINGS UP A NOTCH, OKAY? 341 00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:29,507 ALL RIGHT, YOU MIGHT WANNA STEP BACK. 342 00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:32,944 STEP BACK? OKAY. 343 00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:35,180 [ GRUNTING ] 344 00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:44,956 EURO! TRAINING! EURO! TRAINING! 345 00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:47,458 [ GRUNTING ] 346 00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:51,095 YOUR TURN. 347 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,498 IS MY CHEST GON' LOOK LIKE YOURS? 348 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,166 IN-DEED. 349 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,869 TOUCH IT. 350 00:14:00,806 --> 00:14:02,774 I WAS... I WAS JUST MAKING SURE 351 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,742 HIS CHAKRA DIDN'T FALL FROM... 352 00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:06,377 OKAY... 353 00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:08,379 I'LL JUST DO THIS HERE. 354 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,181 RIGHT HERE, LIKE THAT. 355 00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:13,918 AND THEN I'M JUST GON' STRETCH A LITTLE BIT. 356 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:16,020 GOTTA GET MY THING LOOSENED UP. 357 00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:18,823 JUST A LITTLE BACK... FOR THE BACK HERE. 358 00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:20,959 AAH! 359 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,528 OH! 360 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:26,264 THAT'S A GOOD STRETCH. YEAH, YEAH. 361 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:28,333 EURO HAMS. 362 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,868 OKAY. EURO HAMS. 363 00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:31,603 LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU. 364 00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:35,440 OKAY, THIS IS COOL. I GOT THIS. 365 00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:37,408 ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU GO. 366 00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:39,043 AAH! EURO! 367 00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:40,812 COME ON. COME ON! 368 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,281 COME ON! 369 00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:45,416 COME ON. 370 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,520 THIS AIN'T BAD. 371 00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:51,789 I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY. 372 00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:53,358 WHOA. 373 00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:56,027 OKAY, LET'S TAKE THIS UP A NOTCH. 374 00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:57,328 [ GRUNTS ] 375 00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:10,942 [ MICHAEL WHIMPERING ] 376 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,988 MICHAEL, WHAT HAPPENED?! DID YOU HURT YOURSELF? 377 00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,956 NO, NO, IT'S JUST A LITTLE LACTIC ACID BUILDUP. 378 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,925 HE'S HAVING A HARD TIME MOVING RIGHT NOW. 379 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,850 HE'LL BE FINE IN THE MORNING. 380 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,718 IS MY CHEST GONNA LOOK LIKE YOURS? 381 00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:24,022 IN-DEED. 382 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,657 HEY, UM, 383 00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,592 CAN I USE YOUR FACILITIES, PLEASE? 384 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:30,461 YEAH, IT'S THAT WAY. IT'S THAT WAY. 385 00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:34,532 I'M GONNA HAVE THAT WALK, TOO. 386 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,534 DAD, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HURT ALL OVER. 387 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,236 I DO, SON. 388 00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,048 OH, DOES THAT HURT? DOES THAT HURT? 389 00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:41,940 DOES THAT HURT? DOES THAT HURT? 390 00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:43,875 LISTEN, DOES THAT HURT? DOES THAT HURT? 391 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,411 MICHAEL, 392 00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:48,780 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YOURSELF? 393 00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:52,417 WELL, TODAY, HE HAD ME WORK CHEST, ABS, LEGS, CHEST. 394 00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:54,752 AND THEN I WORKED THE UPPER CLEAVAGE, 395 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:57,989 LOWER CLEAVAGE, AND THE NECK AREA. 396 00:15:58,057 --> 00:15:59,958 MICHAEL, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 397 00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:01,993 YOU CAN'T STICK TO THIS SILLY WORKOUT 398 00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:04,421 TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH DARYL. YOU'RE GONNA KILL YOURSELF. 399 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,064 YEAH, BUT WHEN THEY PUT ME IN THE COFFIN, 400 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,765 AND THEY CROSS MY ARMS, 401 00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:10,001 IT'S GONNA BE ON A CHEST LIKE THAT, JAY. 402 00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:13,471 GO AHEAD, TOUCH IT. TOUCH IT. 403 00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:14,906 AAH! SORRY! 404 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,108 I SAID TOUCH IT, NOT SMACK IT. 405 00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:18,910 SORRY! MICHAEL, THIS CAN'T CONTINUE. 406 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,056 WHY IS EVERYTHING SO NEGATIVE COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, HUH? 407 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,647 "CAN'T, CAN'T, CAN'T, CAN'T, CAN'T." 408 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:25,116 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, 409 00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:28,219 "CAN'T" IS NOT A WORD IN MY VOCABULARY. 410 00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:30,321 GOODBYE. 411 00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:41,966 I CAN'T MOVE. 412 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:43,935 LET'S GET YOU UPSTAIRS. 413 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,237 YOU'RE GONNA NEED YOUR REST 414 00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:50,108 'CAUSE TOMORROW WE GONNA GO HARD. 415 00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:54,312 [ WHIMPERING ] 416 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:57,815 EASY. 417 00:16:57,883 --> 00:17:00,061 YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING, MOM. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. 418 00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:02,420 MY FAULT? HOW IS THIS MY FAULT? 419 00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:04,489 WEREN'T YOU FLIRTING WITH MUSCLE BOY? 420 00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:06,901 YEAH, WEREN'T YOU TEASING DAD ABOUT HIS OOH, WOW, WOW JEANS? 421 00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:08,470 I SUPPOSE... WELL, YOU STARTED IT, 422 00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:12,530 SO YOU NEED TO FIX IT BEFORE DAD KILLS HIMSELF. 423 00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:15,433 IN-DEED. 424 00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:23,274 OOH, BABY, YOU LOOK SO GOOD. 425 00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:25,009 YOU THINK? 426 00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:27,578 YES, YOU LOOKIN' ALL TIGHT AND RIPPED AND STUFF. 427 00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:29,447 LOOK AT YOU. 428 00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:31,983 ARE THOSE WASHBOARD ABS? IS THAT A 6-PACK I SEE? 429 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,684 OH, BABY. 430 00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:35,520 IT'S A 6-PACK MINUS 5. 431 00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:37,455 NUH-UNH, MICHAEL, 432 00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:39,190 YOU'RE BEING MODEST. 433 00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:41,803 NO, I ONLY LOST 3 1/2 POUNDS. THAT'S IT? 434 00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:44,495 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, THOUGH? 435 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:47,799 DARYL SAID THAT MUSCLE WEIGHS MORE THAN FAT 436 00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:49,700 SO I PROBABLY LOST A LOT OF FAT, 437 00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:51,736 AND PUT ON A LOT OF MUSCLE. 438 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,504 RIGHT, RIGHT, 'CAUSE, SEE, YOU LOST, 439 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,506 WHAT, 3 POUNDS? 3 1/2. 440 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,341 AND THAT'S EQUIVALENT TO, WHAT, 20? 441 00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,876 REALLY? 442 00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:00,578 NO, 30, 443 00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,424 'CAUSE YOU ADD THAT WITH THE DOG YEARS, 444 00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:04,182 THAT'S 10 TIMES... 445 00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,850 WOW. 446 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,219 YEAH, SO, LIKE, 30 POUNDS, AND BABY... 447 00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:11,589 BRING IT BACK UP. LOOK AT YOUR CHEST. 448 00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,458 YOUR CHEST IS SO... 449 00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:15,560 OOH, BOY, 450 00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:18,529 LOOK AT THAT. THAT'S INCREDIBLE. 451 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:21,499 I'M GONNA HAVE TO START CALLING YOU "CHESTER." 452 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:25,203 IN-DEED. AAH! 453 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:28,406 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRY THESE JEANS ON RIGHT NOW. 454 00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,141 NO. YES. 455 00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:32,143 NO. BABY, YES. 456 00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:34,612 NO, THE WAY YOU ARE... BRING IT BACK UP. 457 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,914 THE WAY YOU ARE LOOKING. 458 00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:38,883 IT'S TOO SOON. 459 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,885 NO, IT'S NOT. NOT WHAT I SEE. 460 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,520 GO BACK IN THERE. 461 00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:44,355 GO ON, NOW, PEACHES, 462 00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:46,991 'CAUSE THOSE PEACHES ARE RIPE, BABY. 463 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,926 COULDN'T GET THE CHEST IN THERE. 464 00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:50,828 OH, YEAH, I KNOW, THE PEACHES ARE RIPE. 465 00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,797 GO ON IN THERE. 466 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,665 COME ON, SWEETIE. 467 00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:57,435 OOH, LOOK AT THIS. I'M PAST THIGH LAND. 468 00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,637 OW! I JUST ZIPPED THE PLUMS. 469 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:03,007 CAREFUL, NOW. 470 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:06,410 WELL, LOOKY THERE. PEACHES IS BACK. 471 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,613 AAH! LOOK AT YOU! 472 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,425 ♪ OOH, WOW, WOW LOOK AT ME NOW ♪ 473 00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:11,916 JEANS. 474 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,385 ♪ OOH, WOW, WOW WATCH THE BOOTY GO POW ♪ 475 00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,420 WHOO! LOVE IT! 476 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,624 POW! JEANS. 477 00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:23,928 BABY, YOU LOOK AMAZING 478 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,430 IN THOSE JEANS. I TOLD YOU. 479 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,633 I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, 480 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,935 AND I JUST WANNA APOLOGIZE TO YOU, MICHAEL. 481 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,104 IF I HURT YOUR FEELINGS WHEN I TEASED YOU 482 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,806 ABOUT THE JEANS NOT FITTING, I'M REALLY SORRY. 483 00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:37,942 IT'S OKAY, BABY. 484 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,311 I JUST ALWAYS WANNA LOOK GOOD AND SEXY FOR YOU. 485 00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:44,282 AND YOU DO, CHESTER. 486 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,317 IN-DEED. 487 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:48,286 HA HA HA HA. COME ON. 488 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,254 HEY, JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, 489 00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:52,267 WAS IT HARD TO FIND A PAIR OF VINTAGE OOH, WOW, WOW JEANS 490 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,158 IN A LARGER SIZE? 491 00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,394 YOU'RE ONTO ME? 492 00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:58,963 SOON AS I TAKE THESE JEANS OFF, I'M GON' BE ON YOU. 493 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,831 SO YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME? 494 00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:03,134 NO, I'M JUST HAPPY THAT I HAVE A WIFE 495 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,136 WHO ACCEPTS ME FOR WHO I AM. 496 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,071 OH, AND I DO. 497 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:08,806 AND, MICHAEL, I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. 498 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,775 REALLY? YES. 499 00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:12,777 I WAS A SIZE 4 WHEN YOU MARRIED ME, 500 00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:14,779 AND NOW I'M A SIZE 6. 501 00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:16,747 OH. 502 00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:19,250 THAT'S SO OPEN AND HONEST. 503 00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:21,319 I HAVE A CONFESSION, TOO. 504 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,321 YOU DO? MM-HMM. 505 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:27,558 WHAT? YOU'RE A SIZE 8. 506 00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,460 STOP LOOKING AT MY TAGS. 507 00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,395 NOW, TOUCH IT. 508 00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:33,231 MM. 509 00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:35,533 IN-DEED. 510 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:41,005 THIS AIN'T BAD. 511 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,174 I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY. 512 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,875 [ GRUNTS ] 513 00:20:44,943 --> 00:20:46,410 WHOA! 514 00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:48,679 LET'S TAKE IT UP A NOTCH. 515 00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:53,351 COME ON, COME ON. 516 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,820 COME ON! 517 00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:57,722 COME ON. 518 00:20:57,789 --> 00:20:59,890 COME ON! 519 00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:01,892 NO MORE FATTY FATTY.